Srahski's Spork-Eesh Shoes

mood: confused

What the fuck? That's just....ridiculous.

Also, I love the confused lemon :-)

Posted at 11:51 am | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: amused

I'm applying for Centrelink moneyssssssssss!! And I registered online. To my amusement, this appeared when I created a password....

"Words that appear in the dictionary should not be used as they can be used by hackers."

Now....it might just be me, but I'm pretty sure EVERY word appears in the dictionary.

Posted at 10:13 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 1 comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: annoyed

Dear Idiot P-Plater,

While driving through my university, if I happen to come across an individual who wishes to drive slower than I and takes his sweet fucking time over every little fucking speed bump there is, then it is my choice to overtake or not provided there is a dotted white line (which there was) and no oncomming traffic (which there was not). In this instance where I decide to overtake you DO NOT move over to the right as far as possible and attempt to drive into my car to stop me overtaking you to prove the point that you're in front and I should deal with it. You know what happens if you actually you hit me? You're the one in the wrong because you're the one who can't drive in their lane. Overtaking someone in the above mentioned conditions, legal. Driving out of your lane into the car next to you because you want to have a little boohoo and you're little idiot p-plater who can't possibly be overtaken because you're so fucking slow, illegal. Fuck off.

I hope you never drive in front of me again,

Sarah.

Posted at 11:12 am | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: amused

I've just seen the filmclip for Love, Sex, Magic by Ciara and Justin Timberlake...and shit she looks like a retard. Ciara looks so ridiculous I was dumbfounded, because not only did she look ridiculous once, she did it repeatedly in about five different settings.

Honestly, they should've just proped her legs apart for the whole clip. I personally was not turned on by any of that at all because I was too busy finding it ridiculously amusing.

This clip is riddikulus!

Posted at 10:22 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: amused

Honestly, some douchebag was " "shocked" to take a bite out of a Kit-Kat bar and spot what he believed was an apparition of Jesus". Fuck off, it's a damn Kit Kat. Besides the obvious I have another problem with this, if you're taking enough time to eat a Kit Kat and "see Jesus" then you're obviously not eating it fast enough.  Also, the "resemblance" itself is shocking enough..

It could just as well be Colonel Sanders...

 

Idiots...

Posted at 11:11 am | Link | Leave a comment | 2 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: Scientist in Training

Supervisor 1: "So when's your lit review due?"
Me: ".....next Tuesday"
Supervisor 1: "And we haven't seen any of it yet?"
Me: *sheepish grin* "...noooooo."
Supervisor 2: "Well can you get it to us because supervisor 1 goes away on Wednesday?"
Supervisor 1: "Because I'd like to have a look at it now, then give it back to you and have another look before Tuesday."
Me: "Yessssss, I was going to work on it tonight to email it to you tomorrow too, I wanted you to see it while you were still here."

I'm pretty sure one of them also asked how much I'd done, to which I would've replied "....soooommee."

Stupid me, I'm not good at having things ready early, shit, I've still got ALL weekend, 3 whole days of it. I was going to work on it on the Easter long weekend...and I did......just not much. Then I was going to not drink Saturday night so I be spritely to work on it on Sunday while I was at uni....but I drank....and got home at 4 or something fucking stupid.

So here I am, acting like my undergrad self, pulling words out of my arse and throwing it together so I have *something* to email off tomorrow. And as usually, I'm liking my work. Clearly my 11:50pm writing is so much better than my 10am writing....

I currently have 2328 words with half arsed references out of 5000 words without references. I've done my intro, intro'd spinal cord injury and talked about it, intro'd the type of therapies that there can be, written up drug and growth factor therapies, some of Schwann cells, the intro's to embryonic and adult stem cells, a nice intro to olfactory ensheathing glia, and pretty much fuck all on my cells and my rationale for what I'm using all my shit for. W00!

[EDIT: 2 hours to write 603 words? What kind of bullshit is this?]

Tags: science

Posted at 11:50 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: amused

Oh 4chan, you "internet terorist group" you.

I remember 4chan, back in the day I was on it just as it became 'cool' and now it's 'COOL' and yeah, who gives a shit really.

Posted at 09:24 am | Link | Leave a comment | 1 comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: annoyed

Dear Rain,

Fuck off, I can't do my fucking washing.

From Sarah.

Posted at 01:35 pm | Link | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: Scientist in BORED

Man I love that icon.

Here I am, at uni, working on my lit review because I left my notes here and decided to come get them. Yippee for me. I'm so bored and getting annoyed with it. It's so hard to just start writting, the middle is always fine but the start sucks nuts.

I also joined the gym, and went to a class, now my arse hurts from riding stupid bikes and my legs may or may not fall off.

Posted at 01:41 pm | Link | Leave a comment | 3 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

mood: Scientist in Training

As it is my graduation tonight!!!! and I've needed a haircut for a while, I figured I should get my haircut and have pretty hairs. The downside is, I'm not bloddy paying $25 to get the ends of my hair cut of and listen to some idiot crap on about anything I don't want to hear about. SO buoy_wonder gave me a haircut. He was a bit worried so I got a towel, put it across the back of my shoulders and said "there, just cut straight across the top of the towel". Which was awesome. Then he had to cut the hair on the side that didn't reach all the way back so I suggested that he put it next to the already cut hair and cut it the same length. The same length does not mean ONE INCH SHORTER on the right side. Buttt I don't really care, I just can't straighten my hair because you'd see it.

The moral of the story, holy shit I graduate in.....less than 11 hours!

I've also been doing SCIENCE!! at uni. And by SCIENCE!! I mean culturing cells which means you get the medium, add stuff to it and put it in a tube, add the cells to the tube, transfer the contents of the tube to a flask, put the flask in the incubator and TADA!! cells. You do have to be sterile though which means working in a fume hood and spraying ANYTHING that goes in the hood with 70% ethanol : ) including your hands...and part of my face, not that it was going in the hood, it just got in the way of the spraying.

THE END!

Posted at 10:34 am | Link | Leave a comment | 2 comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend